This time, they've taken the beloved multimillion dollar franchise The Hunger Games , and turned it into The Humper Games because literally why the fuck not. The fact that a widespread highly publicized sex crime that affected several women and hijacked their ownership over their own bodies has become the punchline in a pornographic video isn't just "too soon. Get our newsletter Subscribe. Friends, Wood Rocket, the porn production company that brings us some top notch porn parodies, is back with another adult adaptation of a cultural touchstone. Oh and the sex was pretty standard Veronica Vice gives a solid performance as Kantmiss , but at least there was some cunnilingus, which was so pleasurable, valley girl Kantmiss described it as "Angora Cum," which I then realized was actually her saying, "I'm going to come. She points an arrow at him, and after he pleads with her, reminding her she has "an audience to win over," she responds, "That's true, but to be fair, I really really want to see you die.
Liberty. Age: 26.
But the topical nods don't end there!
Cali. Age: 24.
The Humper Games
Not only does Kantmiss reenact Hollaback's street harassment video "10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Woman," but she fires an arrow into her harasser's eyeball. This time, they've taken the beloved multimillion dollar franchise The Hunger Games , and turned it into The Humper Games because literally why the fuck not. She then chooses two definitelyyear-old tributes: Puta Malarkey and Kantmiss Everyween I would have gone with Katkiss Everydick or just waited until the budget was big enough for James Deen for the real EverDeen, helloooo. They explored the themes of Hunger Games and each other, oh god I am sorry and reconciled a real-life injustice.